Books

Check what I’ve read in the past week and recoil in fear.(and yes, I actually READ them, I’m a fast reader)

Ender’s Game, Speaker For The Dead, Xenocide, Children of the Mind, Ender’s Shadow, Shadow of the Hegemon
-And I’m still looking for Shadow Puppets to round out my ender saga…

Illuminatus! Trilogy
-’Bout time I got around to reading that.

Cryptonomicon
-Good read.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
-I was bored, and it was actually pretty good.

A Brief History of Time
-I was bored, read it because I hadn’t read it in awhile.

The scripts for the movies: StarShip Troopers, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Matrix, 5th Element, South Park BLU, Dune, Hackers, THX 1138, and Spaceballs.

Just finished Seventh Son, reading Red Prophet… from the Alvin Maker set…

[Listening to: MC Hawking - Entropy (3:24)]

Antioch

And the Lord spake, saying, ‘First shalt thou take out the
Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt
be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be
three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting
that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number
three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand
Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall
snuff it.’

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Caution: Happy Fun Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

Happy Fun Ball Contains a liquid core, which, if exposed due to rupture, should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use Happy Fun Ball on concrete.

Discontinue use of Happy Fun Ball if any of the following occurs:
*Itching
*Vertigo
*Dizziness
*Tingling in extremities
*Loss of balance or coordination
*Slurred speech
*Temporary Blindness
*Profuse sweating
*Heart Palpitations

If Happy Fun Ball begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

Happy Fun Ball may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, Happy Fun Ball should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration…

Failure to do so relieves the makers of Happy Fun Ball, Wacky Products Incorporated, and its parent company Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of Happy Fun Ball include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

Happy Fun Ball has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

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ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTES!

Well

I might not post for a couple days… my account with the ISP is… in need of money.

Mimian tho buch chir pakay rakh ley

Panjabi MC feat. Jay Z

(Jay-Z)
Its the Roc in the building
Calib, Ramel, Tarrell in the house

(Panjabi MC)
Mimian tho buch chir pakay rakh ley
Palanay chai mukhra lukhakay rakh ley

(Jay-Z)
Yes, live from the United States
Brooklyn New York its ya boy, Young
(Punjabi MC)
Mimian tho buch chir pakay rakh ley
Palanay chai mukhra lukhakay rakh ley
(Jay-Z)
The Neptunes is in the house

(Panjabi MC)
Aimi kari nah kisiday nal pyar
Mundian tho back ke rahi

(Jay-Z)
As soon as the beat drop
We got the streets locked
Over sees at budjabi mc and the roc
I came to see the mamis in the spot
On the count of three drop ur body like its hot
1 young 2 you want to 3 young hovs a snake charmer
Move ur body lika snake mama
Make me wanna put tha snake on ya
Im on my 8th summer still hot young’s the 8th wonder
All i do is get bread yea i take wonder
I take one of ya chics straight from under ya arm pit
The black Brad Pit I mack till 6 in the AM
All day Im P-I-M-P I am simply attached to tha track like symphony
Its simply good young hov infinately

(Panjabi MC)
Kari nah kisiday nal pyar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi

Tera ki kasoor jud nasheenai nan ho gayai
Sikh ki adama shir nelai nan ho gayai
Tera ki kasoor jud nasheenai nan ho gayai
Sikh ki adama shir nelai nan ho gayai
Sam ke rakh ni ye jobini putali
Sam ke rakh ni ye jobini putali
Hun murkhkay ni auny ye bahar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahiiii—oyyy

Char di juwani tera roop da kamal da
Puthala chalak na hulara vi saharda
Char di juwani tera roop da kamal da
Puthala chalak na hulara vi saharda
Gora gora rang uthay mil jandi thor
Gora gora rang uthay mil jandi thor
Nahi teri jaisi soni koeyi nal
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi

Mundian tha bullo ootay teria kahania
Chani ni tha kunay diya galia bishania
Chobra day phul ootay teria kahania
chani ni tha kunay diya galia bishania
Ranjooa tho ho ya tera roop ka deewana
Ranjooa tho ho ya tera roop ka deewana
Chal sukhia na husan dabarrrrr
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahi
Ni thu hunay hunay hoeyi mutayar
Mundian tho bach ke rahiiiii—oyyyy

Hmm™

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Can’t sleep. Clowns will eat me.

can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.
can’t sleep. clowns will eat me.

[Listening to: Aerosmith - Dude (Looks Like a Lady) (4:24)]

pfft.

previous post useless, there is no previous post.

if.

If i don’t post for a couple weeks, I’m in jail.

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“Livin’ On The Edge”

There’s something wrong with the world today
I don’t know what it is
Something’s wrong with our eyes

We’re seeing things in a different way
And God knows it ain’t His
It sure ain’t no surprise
(YA!)

(Chorus)
We’re livin’ on the edge
We’re livin’ on the edge
We’re livin’ on the edge
We’re livin’ on the edge

There’s someting wrong with the world today
The lightbulb’s gettin’ dimmed
There’s meltdown in the sky

If you can judge a wise man
By the color of his skin
Then mister, you’re a better man than I

(Chorus)
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’
Livin’ on the edge
You can’t help yourself from fallin’

Tell me what you think about our situation
Complication – aggravation
Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin’
Even if it wasn’t would you still come crawling
Back again – I bet you would my friend
Again & Again & Again & Again & Again

Tell me what you think about our situation
Complication – aggravation
Is getting to you

If chicken little tells you that the sky is fallin’
Even if it wasn’t would you still come crawling
Back again – I bet you would my friend
Again & Again & Again & Again

Something right with the world today
And everybody knows it’s wrong
But we can tell ‘em no
Or we could let it go
But I would rather be a hanging on

(Chorus)
yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

(Repeat Chorus)