Carai An Caldazar…

Bitch

Boom.

<@Yardbomb> the 2 “bad boys” of my sister’s school showed up
<@Yardbomb> at my house
* @Yardbomb ended up bouncer throwing them both out
<@Yardbomb> and chasing them down the street while one screamed “FUCK YOU JACKASS!” and the other “PLEASE PLEASE DON’T KILL ME!!!”
<@Yardbomb> my sister “Don’t worry! he can’t hurt anyone with that sword!”
* @Yardbomb spun it around his back jedi-style and chopped a branch off a tree
<@Yardbomb> 0wned

Woof

Meow.

Bite Me

Woof.

WordPress

WordSucks.

Sleepy

I really have been having trouble sleeping lately.

And I’m not even gaming online, how sad is that!

*wanders off in search of coffee*

Dear Weblog Reader

We regret to inform you that due to malicious and rampant abuse of a psychological nature, the writer of this ‘weblog’ has been detained for his own safety. Futher details will be made available at a later point in time.

If you can read this…

…you have been eaten by a fnord.

I’m too tired/bored/stupid to post today.