I’m glad.

I’m glad all the republicans are finally admitting they are gay. Not because I’m against sexual preferences. I don’t care if you sleep with a monkey every third tuesday. The bedroom should be beyond the government’s worries.

More gay republicans, less republican children.

It’s win-win, as they leave when they are found out, and they don’t reproduce.

Hacking Democracy

If you didn’t see the HBO documentary, do so.

That is all.

I had to eventually…

Writ of haebeas corpus? Written off.

Torture? Don’t hurt me, I won’t complain about it!

Gay marriage? With so many republicans in the closet, something was bound to happen.

Freedom? 10 monthly installments of $19.95. Trillion.

Rights? Wrong.

Sigh

We just got a phone call from my uncle.

The army called my cousin’s wife.

2 dead, 16 injured, his status is currently unknown.

:X

Schroedinger’s Arafat

If you last heard Arafat was:

Dead – He’s alive

Alive – He’s dead.

Edit: nope, he’s dead.

Insert witty, yet interesting title here.

See, I was right!

And I still say DVD Jon is the best candidate.

Also, I’ve heard of rice moving to SecDef.

Ashcroft to depart

DVD Jon for Att Gen!